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Sassy Unisex Sweatshirt | Middle Finger

Sassy Unisex Sweatshirt | Middle Finger

Regular price $46.90 AUD
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Get ready to serve sass with ultimate comfort in our "This Finger Is Sore" sweatshirt. Perfect for those days when you just can’t help but let your outfit do the talking. This sweatshirt is not just a bold statement; it’s a hug you can wear all day long.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Soft Like Your Sarcasm: Crafted from a premium 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, it’s designed for all-day softness. Whether you’re throwing shade or throwing it on, you’ll never want to take it off.
  • Built for Endurance (Just Like You): The air jet yarn keeps it luxuriously smooth while reducing pilling—because your style deserves to stay sharp.
  • Stretch It Out: The 1x1 rib with spandex gives you a comfy stretch and recovery, no matter how animated your gestures get.
  • Durable Sass: Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs means this sweatshirt is as tough as your attitude.
  • Classic Comfort: Its classic fit offers room to move, breathe, and mic-drop your way through life.

Whether you're lounging at home, running errands, or silently serving your opinions, this sweatshirt makes sure your comfort and style stay unapologetically on point. Throw it on, and let the world know who's boss—without saying a word.



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 83.8 86.3
B) Width (cm) 102 112 122 132 142 152 162.6 172.8
B) Half Chest (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81.3 86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85 88 90 93 95 98 100.3 102.9


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27.2 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33 34
B) Width (inches) 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 59.8 64 68
B) Half Chest (inches) 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 32 34
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.6 35.4 36.6 37.4 38.6 39.5 40.5


Care Instructions

General This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
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